i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
Tracks
Some of the greatest artwork of the 21st century.
‘This doesn’t happen to people from Mullingar…’
(Source: kryptoniall)
(Source: comedown)
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
*sighs for 3 years straight*
let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
[throws a rock at your window] do u have any chicken nuggets
can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
what the fucking fuck?!?!?
did you see how high that motherfucker just fucking jumped?!?!?
he leaped up there like it was no big thing- like a baby fucking gazelle
and just kinda pulled himself up the rest of the way- JFC
he is SO much stronger than i realized
the things i want him to do to me rn- i cant even put them into words…
fuck
(me)And he still manages to land gently!??
(Source: blamestyles)
what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back
oh yes your imagination
love you babe <3
Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…
*sweats nervously*
